#WHATSHOULD BETCHESCALLME

When you have an existential crisis after looking at yourself in atrocious fitting room mirrors + lighting for too long

When you didn’t wear the right shoes for this weather

When someone puts out free food

When no one wants to go out because the weather is shitty

Looking outside at the ‘bomb cyclone’ today like

When you’re stalking your ex and see that his new girlfriend is a smokeshow

When you see someone wearing Crocs in the winter… or any time of year reallly

Waiting to get your finals grades back like

When you buy someone the PERFECT Christmas gift