#WHATSHOULD BETCHESCALLME

Monday mornings

When a girl says her career aspiration is to be a ‘Real Housewife’

When I’m in a glass case of emotion

When my crush shows up to the party I’m at

When I show up overdressed to an event

When I’m a hot mess but still trying to flirt

When a guy says he wants to date me

When I get back from the gym

When my hookup drunkenly comes over unannounced