#WHATSHOULD BETCHESCALLME

When an open bar has liquor, beer, and wine

What I picture when someone tries to explain polyamorous relationships to me

When one of my lightweight friends takes a sip of my drink

When I have to dress up in work clothes and go to a real job

When someone tells me how many calories are in whatever I’m eating

When I’m too poor to afford the new clothes I want

When one of my friends see’s me on the dancefloor for the first time

Whenever I go home

When someone asks me if I play any sports