#WHATSHOULD BETCHESCALLME

When someone asks me how I feel about day drinking

When shit gets crazy at drunk brunch

When I drink tequila

When someone plays with my hair

When I got a little over excited about finally making out with my crush

When I tried to make my boyfriend try sushi for the first time

When a guy keeps standing way too close me

When I get my makeup done for an event and they make it WAY too intense

When I have to take my history core classes