May 2013
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When someone asks me to tell them about myself
May 26th
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When I try to eat ice cream seductively
Expectation Reality
May 26th
37 notes
1 tag
When a company I applied for a job at offers me a...
May 25th
39 notes
4 tags
When my hot mess lifestyle starts taking a toll on...
May 25th
80 notes
3 tags
When I meet someone who enjoys drinking as much as...
May 25th
140 notes
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Whenever I read any opinion comments online...
May 25th
53 notes
3 tags
When I think about how much I love coffee
May 25th
304 notes
When I'm stuck at a party where I don't like...
May 25th
285 notes
When a guy asks me out to a dinner date
May 25th
159 notes
2 tags
When someone tells me I'm undateable
May 25th
372 notes
2 tags
When I haven't gotten a manicure in forever
May 25th
31 notes
When people fight over the pronunciation of gif
May 25th
188 notes
When a guy starts bragging about how much money he...
May 25th
93 notes
When my parents criticize my look
May 25th
108 notes
1 tag
When none of my friends or I have any summer fling...
May 25th
173 notes
When my dessert arrives
May 25th
122 notes
2 tags
When a guy is completely orange from using self...
May 25th
55 notes
4 tags
When I saw pictures of Amanda Bynes in court today
May 25th
128 notes
5 tags
When I started this blog
May 25th
132 notes
1 tag
When I'm catching up with my friend and she starts...
May 24th
70 notes
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When I do abs
 
May 24th
185 notes
When someone asks me if I've ever been in love
May 24th
390 notes
1 tag
When someone asks me if I'm athletic
May 24th
265 notes
When I get stuck on the phone with my Mom forever
May 24th
164 notes
When I'm dating someone outside of my friend group
May 24th
116 notes
When someone tells me there's no more alcohol at...
May 24th
174 notes
2 tags
When apple updates something the month after I...
May 24th
108 notes
5 tags
When guys workout shirtless
What they think they look like What they actually look like
May 24th
195 notes
When my friends are getting a little concerned...
May 24th
83 notes
When someone says I'm going to end up a crazy cat...
May 24th
358 notes
1 tag
When someone is too stupid to even realize when...
May 24th
165 notes
When I'm out to eat and my food takes forever then...
May 24th
140 notes
My only goal for my first night back drinking...
May 24th
73 notes
When a guy out mind games me
May 24th
137 notes
2 tags
When I realize I finally have to retire my...
May 24th
196 notes
When someone says I should just give up sweets if...
May 24th
248 notes
When I've sent out about a million resumes and am...
May 23rd
240 notes
When I own at mini golf
May 23rd
142 notes
1 tag
When I go outside when I'm hungover without...
May 23rd
109 notes
2 tags
When someone says I should consider dating my best...
May 23rd
256 notes
When I guy I just met sends me a dick pic
May 23rd
30 notes
cranki asked: I reached the end...I really did it. And the whole damn thing was fabulous! Thanks for helping me make it thru this sh*tty week at work!
May 23rd
21 notes
When Bing says users prefer it to Google
May 23rd
333 notes
2 tags
When I go out to bars by myself
May 23rd
69 notes
When I haven't had my cup of coffee yet this...
May 23rd
141 notes
2 tags
When I try to look sexy in bed
Expectation Reality
May 23rd
209 notes
When someone tries to grab a top I want at a...
May 23rd
77 notes
2 tags
When I'm hungover
May 23rd
114 notes
2 tags
When I wakeup
Expectation Reality
May 23rd
207 notes
3 tags
When the guy I was flirting with at a party goes...
May 23rd
90 notes