When someone asks me to tell them about myself
When I try to eat ice cream seductively
When a company I applied for a job at offers me a...
When my hot mess lifestyle starts taking a toll on...
When I meet someone who enjoys drinking as much as...
Whenever I read any opinion comments online...
When I think about how much I love coffee
When I'm stuck at a party where I don't like...
When a guy asks me out to a dinner date
When someone tells me I'm undateable
When I haven't gotten a manicure in forever
When people fight over the pronunciation of gif
When a guy starts bragging about how much money he...
When my parents criticize my look
When none of my friends or I have any summer fling...
When my dessert arrives
When a guy is completely orange from using self...
When I saw pictures of Amanda Bynes in court today
When I started this blog
When I'm catching up with my friend and she starts...
When I do abs
When someone asks me if I've ever been in love
When someone asks me if I'm athletic
When I get stuck on the phone with my Mom forever
When I'm dating someone outside of my friend group
When someone tells me there's no more alcohol at...
When apple updates something the month after I...
When guys workout shirtless
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When my friends are getting a little concerned...
When someone says I'm going to end up a crazy cat...
When someone is too stupid to even realize when...
When I'm out to eat and my food takes forever then...
My only goal for my first night back drinking...
When a guy out mind games me
When I realize I finally have to retire my...
When someone says I should just give up sweets if...
When I've sent out about a million resumes and am...
When I own at mini golf
When I go outside when I'm hungover without...
When someone says I should consider dating my best...
When I guy I just met sends me a dick pic
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When Bing says users prefer it to Google
When I go out to bars by myself
When I haven't had my cup of coffee yet this...
When I try to look sexy in bed
When someone tries to grab a top I want at a...
When I'm hungover
When I wakeup
When the guy I was flirting with at a party goes...